Camm rolled over and the first words out of his mouth were as follows, "Moll. Ruby and I are exact opposites."
"Why's that babe?" I assumed that it has to do with the fact that he is a grown man and she is a baby girl.
"Because when I wake up in the morning all I want to do is stay in bed all day. When she wakes up in the morning, she just wants to get up."
"Well Camm, maybe you'd feel differently if you had bars around your bed," I replied.
"Moll. That is my dream. If someone put bars around my bed I would be so happy to stay here all the time."
It was then I realized my husband's life long goal is to go to prison.
huh, don't know what to think about that.
Nice. At least you'll never have to post bail, because he won't want to leave!
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